Well you might think that I’m a bad guy
Because I like getting high
But I’m qualified
Yeah, I’m certified (certified)
My dad thought I was a bad seed
When I started smoking weed
But now I’m qualified
Look at me dad, I’m certified (certified)
Qualified certified
Qualified certified
Well you might think that I’m a weird dude
‘Cause I just ate six grams of mushrooms
But I’m qualified
Yeah, I’m certified for that (certified)
William’s mom thinks I’m a bad bad guy
‘Cause I taught him how to get high
But now he’s qualified (look ma!)
Check him out Kate, he’s certified (certified)
That’s right
Qualified certified
Qualified certified
You might hear me say “Damn, this is the good shit”
And I might even offer you some of it
But are you qualified?
Hey, are you certified? (certified)
But if you think that I’m a bad bad guy
Just ‘cause I like getting high
You must not be qualified
You better educate yourself ‘cause I’m certified to get high and stay alive (certified)
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