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Your Grandad
03:11
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HEY
WE
ARE
Your Grandad
HEY
WE
ARE
Your Grandad
HEY
WE
ARE
Your Grandad
That is William on the guitar
Max plays drums like no other
I am Cam and this is my bass
AND WE
ARE YOUR GRANDAD
WE ARE YOUR GRANDAD
WE ARE YOUR GRANDAD
WE ARE YOUR GRANDAD
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Juice Opinion
03:17
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You want me to tell you my opinion
On my favourite kind of juice
When it comes to orange, I’ve had a million
Glasses of that shit
Juice!
Juice!
I’m gonna tell you my juice opinion (he’s gonna tell you his juice opinion baby, he’s gonna tell you about his juice)
I’m gonna tell you my juice opinion (sip it up, sip it up, sip it up!)
Peaches and pineapples
Grapes are great, they make wine
But my favourite juice of them all
Mango. Mango.
Juice!
Juice!
There you have it folks, that’s my juice opinion (he’s put the cap on it baby, you’re never gonna hear from him again)
There you have it folks, that’s my juice opinions (sip it up, sip it up, SIP IT UP)
Juice!
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3. |
Volcano Man
04:53
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I feel bad for all of you people
You’re all stuck in your bland routines
I’ve come to unlock the secret
A real challenge but it’s what I need
I live in a volcano
In a little crevice just inside the crater
What a place, what a place to be
You think you’ve got it all figured out
And you think that I’m such a fool
Die at any time, burnt up and lonely
But I know your smiles are untrue
And the adversity is toughening me
I’ve become so enlightened
It’s almost too much to bear
I’d reach out my hand and ask you to join me
But frankly, for all of you, I just don’t care
They say variety is the spice of life
And things here are really heating up
You wake up, work, then fizzle out in the evenings
I’m living my best in here, and it’s incredible
I see all the lies that you lay out before me
That’s why I live in this volcano to begin with
And you think I’m crazy and this whole thing is ridiculous
But actually, you’re the one who’s crazy and ridiculous!
We’re all going to the same place
But your ways are bland and your dreams are small
I’m going there in a way that’s far more interesting
I live in a fucking volcano, after all
This is all a risk that I have to take
This life of mine is my true call
I’m the heroic
Volcano Man
Misunderstood genius
Volcano Man
Humble and generous
Volcano Man
You better know it
Volcano Man
Things in here are really heating up now
This may be my greatest challenge yet
Okay no seriously it’s actually getting really hot in here
Oh God, oh God, oh God
AHHHH OH GOD
OH GOD I TAKE IT ALL BACK
MY SHRIEKS DROWNED OUT
AS THE EARTH BENEATH ME SPLITS IN HALF
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Poison
04:08
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If I’m cut by rust, and don’t treat it enough
Will I become, poison? Poison
If I eat fast food every day around noon
Will I become, poison? Poison
If I eat that mushroom that I found walking through the woods
Will I become, poison? Poison
I don’t wanna be poison, poison
If I drink too much, and use drugs a crutch
Will I become, poison? Poison
Smoking cigarettes, drinking booze
Breath it in, inhaling fumes
I got a tattoo on my skin
It doesn’t mean anythin’
I don’t wanna be poison, poison
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Aspartame
04:58
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Saw a high-hanging fruit
I climbed that tree and I retrieved that loot
I took my bite
To my surprise
It tastes like aspartame
It was kind of cute
Two little dogs fighting over a little food
One got the prize
But did he win?
It tastes like aspartame
Aspartame really makes me feel like shit
Aspartame makes me feel tired and weak
But, I’ll eat anything as long as it tastes sweet
I’ll do anything if it makes me feel like
I have no rent to pay
It tastes like aspartame
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CERB
03:56
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Had a dream I went out tonight
Oh yeah
I took all my money, and I spent it right
Fuck yeah
Huh!
Oh well I'm so sick of being stuck inside
Oh no
But I got my baby to hold me tight
Fuck yeah
C E R B
I want that government money
Give me that government money
I want that government money
Give me that government money
Give me that
C E R B
Government money
Government money
Government money
Government money
Government money
Government money
Give me C E R B!
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7. |
Fake News
04:31
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I hear it on the radio
See it on the internet
Play it from my stereo
Watch it on my TV set
The news today can go any which way
Fact, fiction, share this feedback. Hey, did you read that? (Hey, did you read that?)
I would stay away if I wasn’t in the rat race (away if I wasn’t in the rat race)
I’ll hear your opinion, respect your religion and get on with my day
I hear it on the radio
See it on the internet
Play it from my stereo
Watch it on my TV set
I could say I lean this way or the other
I might let the algorithm tell me how to spend my summer (spend my summer)
It’s not my place to judge you for what you discover (judge you for what you discover)
Fuck you fake news, anti-mask, racist-ass mother fuckers
The news today can go any which way
Fact, fiction, share this feedback. Hey, did you read that? (Hey, did you read that?)
I would stay away if I wasn’t in the rat race (away if I wasn’t in the rat race)
I’ll hear your opinion, respect your religion and get on with my day
Fake news
Fake news
Fake news
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8. |
Qualified Certified
06:09
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9. |
Odds
06:34
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Sixteen-to-one
Those aren’t very good odds at all
Eight-to-two
Is a little easier on you
Fifty-fifty
Fifty-fifty
Winner
Loser
Odds, odds, what are my odds?
Bet me, bet you, bet me, bet you
Odds, odds, what are my odds?
Winner
Loser
Fifty-fifty
Fifty-fifty
Hey, what’s the score?
Got a lot riding on this one
In life we have one-hundred percent chance of death
In life we have one-hundred percent chance of death
You gotta live
You gotta live
YOU GOTTA LIVE GOTTA LIVE
YOU GOTTA LIVE!
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